I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'

You mock those who blindly follow the majority...turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.

Most stick people are black.

The problem with my balloon collection is that people always think there's a party. Settle down. It's not a party. It's just balloons.

A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.