It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
I am a ceiling fan, especially during rain.
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.
Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.