I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.