You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.

Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.

Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy.

A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.