You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.

Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.