I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.

If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'