I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.

It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!