Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
I like people, for a little while.
One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.