I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

To be creative, first I need to be really organized. If my apartment's messy I need to clean it. It's like before you start doing your homework or studying for a test, you have to have a clean room.