I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.

But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.

It is impossible for a cyclops to wink.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!

Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.