Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.

Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

When I was younger, I'd get very empirical with myself. "I have a hypothesis about myself. I'll put myself in a situation, see what happens, then I'll draw a conclusion based on the empirical evidence. Hypothesis: I can play basketball." So I'd try. "Conclusion: I cannot play basketball."

100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.