Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.

I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.