Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.
Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.
I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.
We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.
Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.