I think they named the orange before the carrot.

A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.

I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.