My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.

I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.