It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.
Demetri MartinIt's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.
Demetri MartinIt seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
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