Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.
How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.