Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. By the fourth week, I found it tedious. I got bored and grew restless. I had no other plan for a job, because from seventh grade on, I had planned on law. So I shifted my focus from classes to extracurricular activities.

I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.

One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.

They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.