Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.

I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you can show up and just say the jokes.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.

I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.

I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent."

History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.