Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.

And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.

I am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there's nothing you can do about it.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.