I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.

Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.