I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.

There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.

Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.

And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.

I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.