Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.
It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.
Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.
They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!