Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

Wind chimes are also earthquake chimes.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.