There's a saying that goes, 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' OK. How about, 'Nobody should throw stones'? That's crappy behavior. My policy is, 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.