One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'
The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?
If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.
Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.
As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.
I like people, for a little while.