I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.

There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.

I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, "Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good." Hopefully it balances out.