A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.
Demetri MartinSometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.
Demetri MartinTo look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.
Demetri MartinIt's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."
Demetri Martin