After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.