This is a pie chart about procrastination.

I always wanted to do a movie, because I love the movies. They give you a chance to have an intimacy with your audience that is different from stand up. With movies, you can bring the audience in with a close up, and emote in a different way.

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.