I am a ceiling fan, especially during rain.

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

When you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time. If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.