I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.
Demetri MartinMy friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
Demetri MartinI like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Demetri MartinI think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
Demetri MartinLaborers want their kids to be merchants or business people. Business people want their kids to be professionals. Professionals want their kids to be academics, professors. Academics want their kids to be artists. And artists don't care if their kids are laborers or not. They can be anything.
Demetri Martin