I am a ceiling fan, especially during rain.

I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart's so funny... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things.

A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.

Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.

I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.