Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

Clowns have no respect for pie.

A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either

I was on the train the other day, and I heard somebody say, I'm really good at checkers. That's the same thing as saying, I'm not good at very many things.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.