Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.

Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'

I always wanted to do a movie, because I love the movies. They give you a chance to have an intimacy with your audience that is different from stand up. With movies, you can bring the audience in with a close up, and emote in a different way.

You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.