Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.

It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.

It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.