Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.

There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. I think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. And that can get a little boring.

A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.