Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.

I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

I never set out to do a sketch show.

I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.