I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
Demetri MartinRight before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.
Demetri MartinLike a lot of people, Iโve always enjoyed commenting on strangersโ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on peopleโs hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.
Demetri MartinAnd my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.
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