Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.
I wanna see a snake eat spaghetti.
You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.
They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.
I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.