My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.
Demetri MartinTo get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
Demetri MartinI was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
Demetri MartinI travel alone so much, and the first thought is to grab the damn phone. In airports, just look around. Nobody looks at anybody, or even out the window. It's obvious we can't live without it anymore, and as a comic on the road the phone is an essential tool. It's probably doing more good than bad for me, but it does make me sad that those of us who grew up without mobile phones, we know what we're missing.
Demetri Martin