I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I was thinking how strange it is that water is one of the best, simplest things on this planet, and still with a simple glass of water you can neutralize so many of the greatest technological advances that we provide. Like with my blackberry, I can get in touch with so many people, but if I dip it in a small glass of water I'm completely disconnected.

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.