Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.
Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'
To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.
I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.
How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.