Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.

Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one that isn't famous. Which sucks sometimes, you know what I mean, sometimes I don't want all that glitz and glamour, I just want something delicious, you know? I don't need a celebrity in my mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza would be fine.

To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).