My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.
Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.
Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the other hand, is something I would buy and want to have as a nickname. 'Are you Cinnamon Buns?' 'You bet your sweet ass I am.'