We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.

There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.