REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.
Love is, and I hope it never isn't.
Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'
The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.