Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.