I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.
Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.
There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.
Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over the years is they just don't laugh. It doesn't work coming out of my mouth so it's like they taught me 'don't do that. Don't go that way or you'll lose me.'