I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.
Demetri MartinThe difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.
Demetri MartinWhen you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time. If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.
Demetri Martin