If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.

Most stick people are black.

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

Vampires probably don't have great breath.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.