If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.

It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.

Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.