When I was in high school I experimented sexually. The experiment was to never have sex with anybody no matter how hard I tried. Success! Hypothesis confirmed.

A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you

I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one that isn't famous. Which sucks sometimes, you know what I mean, sometimes I don't want all that glitz and glamour, I just want something delicious, you know? I don't need a celebrity in my mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza would be fine.

It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.