My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'
The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.