Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.
Demetri MartinI ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'
Demetri MartinI think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.
Demetri MartinMy mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.
Demetri Martin