A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.

I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.

I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.