Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.
I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'
I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.
Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.
Wind chimes are also earthquake chimes.
If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'