My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.

After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.