My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.

The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.

When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let's name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... ok man slow down we've got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like 'We're pretty much done. We've got all those damn B's. This is embarrassing. Let's just skip to K and get the hell out of here.