My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.

Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.

A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.

I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.