Vampires probably don't have great breath.
I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.
If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.
Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give something to panic and wave you arms around and scream about.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.