Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.

Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.