'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.