Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If you're going to put clothes on the dog, you should put two pairs of pants on it.