Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.
To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.
I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
Vampires probably don't have great breath.
It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.