If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.

I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.

I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.

THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the police sketch artist. This is one of the rare instances where two people can do one self-portrait.

Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.

You mock those who blindly follow the majority...turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.