A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.
At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.
The chances of someone who looks like Jesus having pot raises steadily, to a point. If the guy is on a cross you may have the wrong guy.
I need to develop some patience - immediately.
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.