People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.
A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.
When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.
I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.