Clowns have no respect for pie.

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.