To be creative, first I need to be really organized. If my apartment's messy I need to clean it. It's like before you start doing your homework or studying for a test, you have to have a clean room.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.