The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.

I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.