A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.
Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.
Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.