They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!
Wind chimes are also earthquake chimes.
I don't have to kill myself, time is going to do that.
It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'