I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.