I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.