I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.