I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.
I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.
The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.
A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.