I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.

If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'