I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.

I've never read an article of clothing.