When I trip, I feel like that's the world saying come here for a second. It just pulls me closer for a second, yeah what do you want? I just want to remind you that you're uncoordinated. I'm aware of that, thank you... can I go now? Yeah, you can go, but never ever try to outrun me. Ok, world, see you later. Yeah, I'll see you in about 50 years.

Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.

Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.