When I trip, I feel like that's the world saying come here for a second. It just pulls me closer for a second, yeah what do you want? I just want to remind you that you're uncoordinated. I'm aware of that, thank you... can I go now? Yeah, you can go, but never ever try to outrun me. Ok, world, see you later. Yeah, I'll see you in about 50 years.

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.