When I trip, I feel like that's the world saying come here for a second. It just pulls me closer for a second, yeah what do you want? I just want to remind you that you're uncoordinated. I'm aware of that, thank you... can I go now? Yeah, you can go, but never ever try to outrun me. Ok, world, see you later. Yeah, I'll see you in about 50 years.

I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy.

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.