When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person's yard.
A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you
For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.
I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.
A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.