I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.