The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.

A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you

I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.

I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.