The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.

If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.

I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.